My first blog
First off, can I begin by asking who invented the word ‘blog’? It’s truly horrible. My written thoughts cannot be summed up by such an ugly term. So when you see the word ‘blog’ on this electronic page, I want you to think of the word ‘gold’.
Now – onto my latest nugget. I can reveal to you, dear reader, my minions and I are working on a very exciting new telephonic applicable software feature.
This particular ‘app’ was inspired by my travels through Holland. By the way – what other country on earth has two names? Is it Holland or the Netherlands? And why are they called ‘Dutch’? Makes no sense. I asked the delightfully rambunctious lass named Helga who served me a windmill inspired lager at a local tavern outside of Noordwijkerhout and do you know what she said? ‘I don’t know’. So mysterious those Netherlandians.