‘For You’ iphone app – in time for Valentine’s Day
I’ve created a new telephone application called ‘For You’. A person of my international standing has many admirers, and servicing them florally is not only annoying, but expensive.
So, globe, I give to you the opportunity to send flowers without leaving your faux mink couch. ‘For You’ is free, but I would politely request you show your appreciation by purchasing a flower from the ‘good’ list.